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  • Ugh my username is the worst… I’m just not creative so it turned into this lame ass name. My family nickname is ‘Beanie’ so it’s basically just that paired with Sean Bean’s name (I’m just gonna assume you’ve heard of Sean Bean. Beautiful actor man who dies in everything).

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

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